Toilet talk

Why men don’t talk to each other in public toilets ..

I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two
cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hi ya mate, how are you
going?”

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn’t want to be rude,
so I replied “Not too bad thanks.”

After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to?”

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, “Just having a quick poo..

How about yourself?”

The next thing I heard him say was …..

“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some d*ckhead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”

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